Tuesday, June 16, 2009

Karl Lagerfeld and his nuclear orange face should be boycotted

Ahhh, Monday's and the news...Iran is up in rioting flames, Obama's proposing medical tax cuts and this - Karl Lagerfeld is a douche.

I find it amazing how someone as successful and talented as Karl Lagerfeld actually lacks a brain. How does it do it?!

Apparently this isn't the first time he's bashed Heidi Klum, but in recent news, Lagerfeld actually said Klum (who, as you may or may not be aware of, has given birth to not one but three children and took to the catwalk in lingerie a few months after giving birth)was 'too fat' to be a catwalk model and that 'nobody knows who she is'.

And to further his burn-in-douchebag-hell status, he bashed Seal as well, adding: "I am no dermatologist but I wouldn't want his skin.

"Mine looks better than his. He is covered in craters."

Um, yeah maybe that's because as a child, Seal suffered from 'discoid lupus erythamotus' a condition which causes immune cells to attack body tissues, resulting in scarring.


Does Lagerfeld not realize how incredibly Alien he looks with his nuclear-explosion-survivor orange skin and gravity-dragged marionette folds? I won't even go into how bad his horse-hair weave of a head of hair looks or the fact that his lips would give Joan Rivers' lips a run for their money (and lots of it too). No. A douche like that just isn't worth the time.

Note: this guy LIVES in sunglasses. Outdoors and in - a classic sign of a douche.

I say Boycott!


  1. I love Heidi Klum and Seal for that matter...who the hell is Karl Lagerfeld anyway? lol.


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