Thursday, June 4, 2009

Have water bottles, will trade for sex....fair deal, non?

Losing your libido has its perks. You get to waste a ton of time on Craigslist looking for the most random stuff to entertain yourself with (as opposed to entertaining yourself with horny thoughts of pouncing on your boyfriend, for example) -- case in point:

I found an ad entitled A Simple Trade:

Date: 2009-06-03, 7:24PM PDT

So I was cleaning out my closet last night and it came to my attention that I own a disturbingly high number of metal water bottles. No doubt this is due to my work going on an fat employee purge and pushing their intense fitness regime (and swag) onto my co-workers and I at every opportunity - but I digress. I probably don't need more then 2 water bottles at most, so I'd like to trade the rest for something I'm lacking in currently: sex.

If you're up for a night of random, NSA sex and would like to take a water bottle on your way out - I'd be happy to give you both. I'm 5'9", athletic (I do yoga and work out), have tested negative for STI's recently, and can host or travel. The water bottles come in two types: cobalt blue with a black rubber grip, and grey stainless steel with a carabiner at the top for easy attachment.

Your pic for mine.
Let me know if you're interested.

I'm almost tempted to reply back and see what a dumbass like this looks like. Perhaps a douche? My guess is yes.


  1. No way!?!?! I cannot believe what kind of weirdos are out there! LOL

  2. this is cracking me up.. it is crazy to what people come up these days, huh?

  3. I'm totally lacking in water bottles...but have sex on a regular boyfriend wouldn't like me trading it up for water bottles lmao.


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