Horny, Ovulating and Loving My Friends

Just when I thought the evening couldn't be crappier (and I mean this literally because it's sh*tting outside) while I was grooving along to Akon's "Dangerous" (I am gearing up for my first pole dancing class this evening!), I found out that this blog/I was just awarded my first online award...the Love My Friends Award!

The 'Love My Friends' Award is given to those bloggers who aspire, inspire and share the most beautiful human attributes; art, wisdom and friendship.

Thanks a bunch to Funny Girl Goes Blog....now y'all be good and check out her blog, it's fab!!!

Speaking of fab, something incredibly unfab that I just realized about myself.

While being all happy, glowly and dancing in my chair at the dining table to Akon's "Dangerous", my hormonally-ravaged mind drifted off to daydreaming land and I found myself making sexytime with people I normally would make sexytime with in my dreams when I'm fully engaged in REM sleep and cannot take full responsibility of my thoughts.

Of course, I cannot reveal my source as Daddy frequents this blog, but let's just say they're old enough to be my real daddy. LOL.

Unfab realization #1 | When you daydream, you are partially, if not fully accountable for said daydream...who you daydream about and what you daydream about doing with said person(s). Why? Well...

Unfab realization #2 | When you're in REM sleep, you can get away with murder! Ok, maybe for some. But what I mean is that, when you're zonked out, you have no control over your dreams, so if you're having a sleepover with Christian Bale and Colin Farell or if you're sandwiched between the Bluth brothers, then hey, it's all good 'cuz it ain't your fault.

So, anyway...excuse me while I try to get back to a more wholesome daydream....